What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What were Hitler’s habits?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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HELLO

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.